If the thought of sinking your teeth into a homemade St. Louis Rams sandwich doesn’t appeal to you, click that back button on your browser, buddy. The ProToast Elite Toaster exists only for the most fanatical St. Louis fans — those who demand that even their food must display team spirit! This toaster offers a bevy of handy features: variable toasting control for optimal crunch, a removable crumb tray for easy cleaning, a cool-touch exterior to prevent burns and anti-slip rubber feet just in case you get a little crazy with your toasting. These are all great features, but let’s be honest — the best thing about this toaster is that it toasts a Rams logo right onto your bread! Patty melts are pretty exciting by themselves, but patty melts sporting Rams logos are simply awesome. It is, without a doubt, the ideal kitchen appliance for any fan who can’t get enough of the Rams.